The Phone Joker

Wind up a friend, simply call one of the numbers below and select the joke you want to play on someone, you can even listen in secretly to the wind-up and here your friends falling for the prank!, be warned though some of the wind-up contain strong language so don't play on someone whose easily offended, like your boss!!! 

0905 235 3042 - Mobile Joke Service   (Victim is on a Mobile Number)

0905 235 2732 - Landline Joke Service (Victim is on a Land Line Number)

Calls charged at £1 per min at all times and may involve a long call, call charges from other than a BT landline may vary, please obtain permission from the bill payer before calling, service only available to over 16s in the UK. 

1. The sexual disease clinic How would you feel if you were rung up by the National STD Control Unit and had been named by an ex-lover and have a strong possibility of having contracted Zachary syndrome? It's not pretty and has an unusually painful treatment..... 

2. Page three stunner stuck in a lift! Who wouldn't help a page three girl stuck in a lift with only a mobile phone to save her? Listen and laugh as your victim desperately tries to help her out of the goodness of his own heart, surely he's not considering getting lucky too? 

3. You've been selected for a new game show! Could anybody get so lucky as to be paid to sit in a flat for as long as possible not doing anything? Well this game show has a twist! How about 5 lap dancers being paid to try and make you get your rocks off, you touch them (or worse!!) and you lose! 

4. The Inland Revenue want a word! What do you mean the company in question has nothing to do with you? C'mon where is the paper work and why have you not declared your income? Here comes the Tax man and he's not happy with your excuses! 

5. The phone engineer Who wouldn't help out a friendly telephone engineer who needs to calibrate your phone line? You know you will howl with laughter when you hear your victim making a complete fool of themselves! 

6. Your new wife has landed So how exactly has this Thai woman got your phone number if you have never been to Thailand on a dodgy sex holiday? 

7. My Daughters pregnant You bastard you've gone and got my daughter pregnant and now you're gonna have to marry her! Need we say more?